Parsnip @ 21:19

Boo has asked me to contribute to her charity wotnot so I decided I’d do some chrissie tunes for you…

So here goes….


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Whilst shepherds washed their socks by night
All watching ITV
The angel of the Lord came down
And switched to BBC


Jingle bells
Linda smells
Ticketty is peed (nowt new there) <g>
Flying Nun’s hanging from the tree
Been on the evil weed…..

Hey!!!

One Comment

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    Milton Says:

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    Parsnip’s visit back to Happy Hour prompted a long thread of hellos and welcome backs. I’ve left these out but Snip should be reminded of how missed she was. Here are a few of the posts to smile at:

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    Boo
    Hey Snip !!!!!
    Ta for that………LOL….what happened to the rude ones I have to apologise for????????

    Parsnip
    LOL…patience Boo…patience..

    Swig
    That’s a turnip for the books isn’t it!

    Milton
    Lol. Hi Snip. Now why do I think there’s more to come?

    ~~Linda~~
    Isn’t there always when ‘Snips in town? :-)

    Parsnip
    Hello again Milton….. what *do* you mean

    Parsnip In reply to the welcomes
    It’s nice to be missed ..I’ve gone all gooey now.

    ~~Linda~~
    Ugh, overcooked parsnips… a speciality of mother-in-laws all over the country! Er, except mine (just in case!)

    Sandra
    Hi Parsnip, good to see you calling around.

    Boo
    LOL..be better if she was *buying* a round!!

    pmj
    Now can you do the one about the 3 Kings for us?
    It goes something like …

    We three Kings of Orient are,
    One on a Norton one in a car.
    One on a scooter beeping his hooter,
    Smoking a big cigar.

    Oh, oh…
    Triumph, Honda, turning right
    Burning away from the traffic light..

    Or something. :-)

    Parsnip
    ROFLMHO.. I remember it well..but I still prefer this one…………………
    We three kings of Leicester Square
    Selling knickers at tuppence a pair
    So fantastic
    No elastic
    Dropping down everywhere…..

    ……..ooooohhhhhhhhh

    Great big bloomers
    thongs and strings
    Purple grundies
    other things
    ones with spangles
    round your ankles
    Dropping down everywhere……


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